"[Brian] doesn’t quite fit on my lap. But he sure does try."
— Chris Colfer on Brian the Cat (x)
"I think [Carson] was who I wanted to be in high school. ‘Cause I had a lot of opinions in high school and I always kept them to myself, and sometimes I regret it because I would internalize stuff until it hurt. Like it would just fester and fester inside of me and I would…[lash] out in unhealthy ways. Like I’d get mad, rather than releasing it as I would gain it like Carson does."
— Chris Colfer (via heathermione)
"In high school, I had so much anxiety. I needed approval! I think I kind of get that through my fans…I would lose credibility if they knew how much I like them."
"They say it’s an honor I think they lie."
— Chris Colfer on possibly getting Slimed at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via studiousjones)
"Brad is just Blonde Jesus."
— Chris Colfer on Brad Pitt
(In an interview on the show Extra on tv) (via kissedmequiteinsane)
"I, myself never really thought [marriage] was an option until the last five years when all this began. As I get older, I just want a ring on my finger. I can’t explain. I don’t know if it’s a wedding ring - well maybe it’s a promise ring of some kind - but I definitely want a ring of some kind."
— Chris Colfer (via heathermione)
"I was an outcast because I was weird, not because of sexual orientation."
— Chris Colfer [on being an outcast in high school] (via heathermione)
"Be scared. Be very scared."
— Chris Colfer offering advice to Grant Gustin on Klaine fans. (via janeq007)
"I was not allowed to listen to Madonna when I was younger. My mother and grandmother had all the CDs but didn’t want me to hear about sex."
— Chris Colfer (via chriscarsonkurt)
"It was rough—It was rough. It was really, really tight, but my ass looked great, so that’s all that mattered."
— Chris Colfer discusses the infamous leather jumpsuit on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (via daxterdd)
